when matt had
access to the megaphone, he would ask random females what color nipples she has,
"pink or brown?", as they would often provide a visual reply.
one evening, he was sitting in a chair on top of the bus, megaphone in hand, pink
or browning the people parade as it passed by below him.
were all standing there, monitoring matt's success. at one point, a female was
overheard asking her equally female friend, "Who's Pinker Brown?". it was funny at the
moment, you should have been there.
from then on,
became the official, randomly seen mascot of the degabus. females are welcome to
display their mascots, any time the mood strikes. more times than we care to
recall, males find
it hilarious to do so as well, jackasses them all.