If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You’ll notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you’ll discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Warning - The consumption of alcohol:
- may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
- may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you’re in love with them.
- may cause you to think that you can sing.
- may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00am.
- may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
- may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.
- is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. 
- may lead you to think that people are laughing with you.
- may cause pregnancy.
- may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
- may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. 
- may mack you tink you can tipe real gode.

So what are you waiting for? Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®!

Cliff Clavin was explaining the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it's the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."